Alex Vaggo who?
You have to admit that the latest conquest of the Valtrex Princess is a very good-looking model type. Alex Vaggo also looks as sharp as a box of hair. Can you imagine the stimulating conversations these Alex Vaggo and Paris Hilton must have?
Paris Hilton just keeps on finding guys who must have been raised in an isolation booth; how else to explain how they get all tangled up in that? I always thought that guys had a secret pipeline where they share info on which girls are easy and which girls won’t put out. I would think the same goes for which girls are subject to unsightly lesions for all the wrong reasons.
The himbo in the passenger seat is 20-year-old Alex Vaggo, a pizza boy she met in Vegas. Alex Vaggo will probably be old news before the milk in the fridge goes bad; Paris’ vahumhum has the attention span of an earthworm. Too bad for her; he looks like a tasty morsel. Too bad for Alex Vaggo, too, that in a couple of weeks it’s going to hurt when he pees.
